Down, boy!

Studies show that men tend to interrupt women more than they do other men, or than women interrupt men. I find this to be true. I also find young guys to often be quite full of themselves. It also seems like many law students are pretty full of themselves. Add all this together and young law student guys will sometimes make you want to beat them in the head with a fucking shoe. I wrote a little poem for them! It goes a little something like this:

Shall I beat you with a shoe?
Shall I beat you with some poo?
You do not know everything!
Shall I strangle you with string?
Will you stop your silly yap?
Will you stop, before I slap?
I know that you feel big and strong,
but shut up now, your ass is wrong!

anyway, it's coming along. The fact of the matter is that I have enough to explain to the bar so that I can't just go around hitting boys with shoes to enforce the idea that other people have a right to talk and that they just might, possibly, in a small, far away universe filled with unicorns and butter trees, be WRONG about something or that, god forbid, I might not give a flying fuck what they think - agh, blasphemy!

I have therefore developed a coping skill. I wait until an older guy is around and pass whatever I have to say through them, because older guy will say to younger guy "she's got a point." and younger guy will not interrupt older guy and will in some resentful fashion sabotaged by his own ego attempt to integrate older guy's advice. I just saw some cocky young shit get told by some impotent old grey haired guy on this stupid country show that's on because I am too lazy to reach for the remote - that his attitude was a problem and he needed get his head out of his ass and start listening to some advice. Of course, I paraphrase.

Bet the chick with the glittery outfit on beside him told him to say that.

Well, I'll put this little rant away since the only guy who I know reads this actually lets me finish a sentence. And if any other boys read this - haha, it's a blog and you didn't get to interrupt me!!