basket speeks

My name is basket and this is pretti much how i spend my dayz. it's grate! my mommi is gone a lot to something she calls law skool. she seems realli stressed out and i think she should lay on ths couch like this a lot more! today i brought her a mous and left it outside the door as a presennt. i kan't kook or pack her lunch becaus i don't have thumms and thot this would be grate but she screemed and just left the mous there. so i was sad! but then i chased sum things and felt better. i think my mom should relax. peeple make things so hard! like when another kat makes me mad then i screem and bite his hed and then when he is not looking i go pee on his stuff. haha. then i lay on the couch or go eat cereal out of a bowl in the kichen. i wish my mommi wud stop going to law skool and just lay on the couch with me. well maybee i will go ketch her a bird and then she will feel better. and then i will take a nap. thanx for lissening and if u r in law skool, tell my mommi to come home!