Criminal Haiku

Doing some criminal law work this semester and living in a city with much sketchiness have inspired me! So, here is some haiku. Enjoy!
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On the same corner
Are a ‘ho, pimp and dealer;
ghetto convenience.
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Fall in the city
the drunk guy in the park pukes
on crisp, orange leaves
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Clicking of handcuffs;
it is time to stop yelling
except for a lawyer.
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“Shit! A Doberman!”
Says the panicking burglar.
Forget the TV!
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Reading the paper.
There are guns on them buses.
Glad I got a truck.
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Dumb ass behind me
Shares his music with the block
He’ll one day be deaf.
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Mean little church guy
Damning everyone to hell.
Man, you should get laid!
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Criminal defense
Is a dirty job because
people are crazy!